Whats more fun than jumping on a hotel bed? Catching air and snapping a photo, that's what!

The Weird and Wonderful...Christmas.

Smoking, Peeping and Shooting...Ahhh Christmas!

Santa's no fool. (And obviously a man drew this, no woman would wear her good stilettos on a ladder, even for Ol'St. Nick!)
What do they mean? Give yourself a gun, or shoot someone who irritates you and do yourself a favor.
(Pulls trigger. "Sorry Grandma!" "Merry Christmas anyway Tommy, now call 911!)
You know, when my throat is scratchy, I usually grab a lozenge. All this time I could have been smoking. Who knew?

I'm not an athiest but...

My First Dictionary

It's a blog I enjoy.

"Stormy and Troop" BFF's

Troop: I love you Stormy!
Stormy:(silent) Troop: Did you hear me?
Stormy: Do you want to get punched?
Troop: Ok, so I did a little drunk dialing, who hasn't?
Stormy: Jesus, Troop, not again!
Troop: You ever see "Electric Bugaloo"? Stormy: Shut up and Dance!
Stormy: Listen birds, we give you this bread, you do everything we say.
Troop: Yeah, like flying over there and buying us tacos.
Stormy: Don't be an ass.
Troop: I can see my house from here.
Stormy: You don't have a house.
Troop: ......Oh.
Stormy: Get out!
Troop: Yeah, real funny Stormy , real effin funny!
Troop: Ok, this was not funny, it was squeezing my freakin head.
Troop: Dude! Give it back!!


photos: courtesy of Flikr/ Stefans: Stormtroopers 365 Collection