09 August 2009

That's right, it's a Tampon Stun Gun


Why that looks just like two Playtex applicator tampons! Do not, I repeat do not borrow a tampon from your paranoid friend Alice who is known to keep mace AND pepper spray in her handbag. You could be in for the "Toxic Shock*" of your life!

*Remember Toxic Shock? If you don't, Google "toxic shock", it will make my joke so much funnier.

Who exactly is this for? To tell you the truth, I don't know if I want that question answered. I just want to know how to get this horrified look off my face.

I know, Lil Timmy below might help!

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